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A very very TRIPLE

A Very Very TRIPLE meaning
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” HAR 1 FRIEND KAMINA HOTA HAI
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Ladka dost se :
yaar maine apni Girl Friend ko uski
birthday pe apni behan ki new diamond
ring chori ker k gift de di,

Dost (Thappad maar kar) :
kaminey Itni mehngi kharidi thi maine..

Ladka: saale marta kyun hai
tere ghar hi to wapis gayi hai:P

Ladki patane ka tarika

Ladki patane ka tarika
Chupke se usko piche jakar pakad lo
Agar hasi to samjho FASI
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Agar gussa huyi to zor zor se chillao
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“DIDI DAR GAYI”
“DIDI DAR GAYI”

poora sms parh dala

Japani couple romance kerte howe:

Husband: Sutaki

Wife: Kowanini

Husband: Toka anji rodi romi hoa yako

Wife Ghutnay taik k boli: Mimi yoa nakodinda tinkuji

Husband Ghussay se: Na miaou kina tim kouji.

Logon ka shoq to dekho.
Samajh kuch nhi a raha bas romance ka word aaya
OR
poora sms parh dala.-

Chand b Kya

Chand b Kya ajeeb Cheez ha na?
jisma bachpan ma “Mamoo”
or
Jawani ma “Janu” nazar attiha.

One minute without frnds

One minute without frnds is equal to
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60 seconds..
No need to bo emotional everytime

1 dafa meri girlfrnd ne

1 dafa meri girlfrnd ne mujy apny ghr bulaya
me ghr puhncha or bell di
uski choti sister ny darwaza khola, wo boht fit thi
muskura k boli ap boht smart hen
Abi ghar pr koi nhi hy, me akeli hon
apka kya mood hy?
Me muskraya or
Apni bike ki taraf wapas jany laga to uski puri family ghar sy bahar aa gai
or meri sharafat ki tareef krty hue mujhe galy lgaya
or
kaha “humko rishta manzor hy”
Ab ap se kya chopana?
k
Me to bike ko lock lgane ja raha tha.

Dear

Dear
Ye jo Dil hota hai na
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/!!>Ye Insan K
_/\_ khabby
passy hota hy…

Happy perfume day

Happy perfume day

(`_`)
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_l_l

Khushboo aisi jo diwana bna
de