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==============================================================Pathan SMS / Text Messages
==============================================================Ak Pathan na Cow ki Pappi lay le,
Ak Pathan na Cow ki Pappi lay le,
OR
Allah se Tooba ki,
Ay allah maff karna Shatan ay gaya tha,
Itna me shatan aya
OR
Bola,
oy ollou ka pathay
ya harkat to maray zahan may B nai thi.
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Electric Pathan
Once a PATHAN go 2 an electric company 4 interview,
Interviewer asked him,
?electric motor kese chalti hai?.
Pathan replied,
?
Burrrrrrrrrrrrr?
Ek Pathan Namaz parh raha tha
Ek Pathan Namaz parh raha tha
.
To Dosra usky bare mai kesi ko bata raha tha
ke yai boht Namazi owr naik banda hai.
.
Pathan Namaz thor kar bola:
Es ko bolo ke
Hum ne Haj bhi kia hai
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Pathan apni wife ko I love U,
Pathan apni wife ko I love U,
Bolta aur gir jata.
I love U, bolta aur phir gir jata.
Wife:-Wat r u doning Khan?
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pathan:-I’m falling in Love… 
Pathan Darakht pe Charha
Pathan Darakht pe Charha
Bandar Ne Pocha:
Ooper Kiun Aaey ho?
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Pathan:Amrood Khane
.
Bandar:
Kardi Na Pathano Wali Bat,
Ye To Aam Ka Darkhat Hai
.
Pathan:
Kardi Na Janwaron Wali Baat
Ham
Amrood Sath Laya Hai..;-D
Subah….BAKHAIR….
Pathan:Ap 1 bar me kitnay admin
Utha Saktay ho….
Pahalwan:Kam se kam 10
Pathan:Bus tum se acha to hmara
Murgha hy jo subah puray mohally
ko utha deta hai…
Subah….BAKHAIR….
1 Pathan Lahore se Apni B.V
1 Pathan Lahore se Apni B.V ko call krta hy
Nokrani phone Utha leti hy
Pathan: Begam Saheba Se Baat krwao
Nokrani: Wo to Sahab k Sath So Rhi hn
Pthan: kiyaaa?
Sahab to main hon
Nokrani: Ab me kya kru G?
Pthan: Maar de Un dono ko
Nokrani: Is tarah to mujy Jail ho jaye gi
Pthan:
Main tmhara Visa bhej Rha hon tum England bhag jana
Nokrani ne 2no ko mar dia.
Nokrani: Ab Lashon ka kya kru?
Pathan: Ghar k peechy jo Nadi hy us me phenk k Airport Aajao
Nokrani: Ghar k peechy to koi Nadi nhi hy
Pathan: To kya ye 0324***** numbr nhi hy?
Nokrani: Nahi…
Pathan: ohh Sorry
WRoNg NuMBeR…
Yar kal Rat 3 ghante English
‘Pathan:
Yar kal Rat 3 ghante English Film dekhi
Us main Na koi Banda tha Na koi Awaz…
DosT:
Film ka Nam kya tha?
Pathan:”NO DISC”‘