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Sardar SMS / Text Messages

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Time Fix ho gaya ay

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Sardar kafi dair sy larki ko ghoor rha tha.
Tang a Kr larki ny hath sy Lanat ka
Ishara kea. :P
Sardar Doston Sy:
Lo Ji 5 wajay da Time Fix ho gaya ay :D

Te Ae Apne Baandar Menu paraa ja.

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Ek African bus me Apne bache K sath
Chara…

Conducter:itna badsoorat bacha aj tek
nahi Dakha.

African ko bohet Gussa aya…

Sardar:kya hua??

African:Conducter ne meri insult ki he…

Sardar:Jaa maar k aa lanti nu..
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Te Ae Apne Baandar Menu paraa ja.

Sardar ka Prosi mar

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Sardar ka Prosi mar Gea Wo uska
Ghr gya or Pucha LASH agai kya?
Itefaq S ysi Wqt Ambulance Lash
Laykar Aai.
Sardar:Hansty hwy lo Daso kidi Lambi
Umar A kanjar di.

SARDAR Fun

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SARDAR ki Maa ki tabiyat khrab ho
gayi
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Jab hospital le gaye to Doctor ne
kaha k TEST
hongay
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SARDAR bola; Maa di umr ziada ey,
TEST nahi
ONE DAY ya 20-20 karwa lo…  ;):D

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1 Sardar in Forest

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1 Sardar jungle main gya…
us ny 1 shair(Lion) Ko apne traf
aate daikha.
Wo foran late gya
OR
Apni saans Rok lee.Shair us k paas
gya.
Aur Bry pyaar sy us k sir pr haath
phaira r kha…..
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“Mere putar aa kam reech(bear)naal
kre
mere naal ni..”

Honest Sardar

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Sardar ka mobile Toilet main
Gir gaya.
.
Toilet main se JIN Nikla aur
Gold Ka mobile Sardar ko Dia…
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Sardar:
Ye mera nahi hai…
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JIN:
Chawla Tera e hai,Utton tatti
Saaf kr. :-D

apko kbi ksi se pyar hua?

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Sardar ji: apko kbi ksi se pyar hua?

Haan yaar!
Par wo manti hi nhi!

Kya kahti hy?

Kehti hy
””I LOVE U 2″”

Pta nhi ye doosra kanjar kon hy:-)…..

Sadar USA mein tha.

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Sadar USA mein tha.

1 building mein aag lag gae.

Sardar Fire Brigade se:Tum logo
ko Nechey Phainko main Catch karon
ga.

Pehle 1 Larka aya phir larki phir
admi phir aurat Sardar ne sab ko
pakar liya

Phir 1 Habshi aya to Sardar ne
chor diya aur bola:

O kanjro jehray sarr gaye ne O
te na Sutto…!!

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