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Sheikh fun

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Sheikh k ghar say Chooha bahar Ja raha tha

Sheikh:-
Kya lay kar ja rahay ho?

Chooha:-
Sheikh saab bhooka marnay say to behtar hy
banda ”hijrat” kar ly:D

Hospital ka amla Sheikh K Pich

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Hospital ka amla Sheikh K
Pich Bhag Raha Tha.

Logon N pocha Kya Hua

Doctr:
4 Bar Aisa Hua

Yeh Dimagh K Opration K
Bhaney Aata Hy
or
TIND Krwa K Bhag Jata Ha.

Sheikh Ghalti say 5 Rs.,..,

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Sheikh Ghalti say 5 Rs
ka sikka kha gaya.

Har Roz Bathroom ja
kar zor lagata pr
sikka na Nikla.
Kaafi Din k baad
sikka bahir aa
gaya.

BiWi:
Aaj Bohat khush
Lag Rahay HO?

Sheikh:
Haan…Kaafi
Arsay Say Aik
Payment Phansi
Hui Thi,Aaj Mili
Hay.

Apko keley ka chilka nazar.,..

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Doctor to Sheikh:apko keley ka chilka
nazar nhi aya jo ap phisal gye?

sheikh:main to paon rakh k dekh raha tha
k chilke mein kela to ni hai.

Shiekh Lijiye Na aur RASGULLE.,,.

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Shiekh: Lijiye Na aur
RASGULLE.
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Mehman: Nahi Shukria
Main Pehle He 4 Ly
Chuka Hoon.
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Shiekh: Waise Liye To
Aap Ny 7 Hain Lekin
Khair Yahan Gin Koun
Raha Hai.!!

Sheikh ne Mithai ki Dukaan kholi.,.,

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Sheikh ne Mithai ki Dukaan kholi…
Aur bahar ek ishtihaar laga dya…..

“EK MULAAZIM KI ZAROORAT HAY,

JISKO
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SUGAR HO :-)

Sheikh G tusi great.,.,

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Sheikh bete sy gate per
kon hy?

Beta: Swimming Pool K leay
chanda mang rahe thy

Sheikh: Keya dene lage ho?

Beta: 1 Glass pani.

Sheikh: SHABASH Sath walon
k nalke sy dena..