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Pathan SMS, Student SMS / Text Messages

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Pathan Ka Teacher Ko Funny Jawab

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Teacher: Dunya Mein Kitny Bare-azam Hain?
Pathan: Four
Teacher: Kon Kon Sy?
Pathan:
1- Quaid-e-Azam
2- Mughal-e-Azam
3- Sikandar-e-Azam
4- Mera Chacha Haji Azam :-D

Naught SMS For Students

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Aik Bachy Ko Samjh Nae Araha Tha
K Chuti K leay Keya Kahe!
Akhir Us sy Teacher Sy Kaha K
Muje Apny Dada Ki Shadi K Leay
Chuti Chaheay.
Teacher is Phocha: Wo Es Umer mein
Shadi Keyu Kr Rahe Hain?
Lerky Ny Kaha: Sir! Wo to Nahi Kr
Rahe. Main Zaberdasti Krwa Raha Hn :-D

Syllabus Padh Liya….

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Pura Syllabus Padh Liya….
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. Ab Book Padhana Baki Hai !!!!!!!

Students in the class

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Students in the class
(-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-)

When teacher say tomorrow will be
exam
(O_O) (O_O) (O_O) (O_O) (O_O)
(O_O)

During the exam
(→_→) (←_←) (→_→) (←_←) (→_→)
(←_←)

When checker comes in
(↓_↓) (↓_↓) (↓_↓) (↓_↓) (↓_↓)

In the end of the exam
(͡๏̯͡๏) (͡๏̯͡๏) (͡๏̯͡๏) (͡๏̯͡๏) (͡๏̯͡๏) (͡๏̯͡๏) (͡๏̯͡๏)

Har taraf padhai

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Har taraf padhai ka saya hai,
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Har paper me zero aaya hai,
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Hum to yuhi chale jate hai bina muh dhoye examdene,
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Aur log kehte hai, Saala raat bhar padh ke aaya hai

Complete the sentence..

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Teacher : Complete the sentence..
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“Early to bed and early to rise..” .
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Student :
This Man has no interest in his wife.!!:P

student fun

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Lady teacher:-
Sb sy ziada nasha kiss
me hota hai?
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Student:-
yes miss ur right

Osama’s score is GOOD!

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TEACHER: Osama has 5 wife & 20 children.
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Lalu has 1 wife & 9 children.
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Who is better?
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Pappu: Osama’s score is GOOD!
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But Lalu’s Strike rate is better…